Stranger chat

[Scrat]

when you are bored get in there

Omegle

daca datzi de cineva funny bagatzi si voi dupa un copy paste

[alex85]

a fost educativ

Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat.. right over here.
You: Where?
Stranger: Let's talk.
Stranger: Right Here.
You: we are on the internets
You: wtf? seats?
Stranger: Sit..
Stranger: on my penis.
You: stfup
You: omg
Stranger: hurrrrr
Stranger: Hello User:Stranger,

This is Kimberly from Customer Service at Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your first warning.

Kimberly Nguyen
(301) 938 - 5193
Omegle Inc.
You: i'm telling you to my mom
Stranger: do it
Stranger: faggot
You: nooo
You: i don't want to
Stranger: good, cause your moms busy
Stranger: sucking my penis
Stranger: up and down
Stranger: on my
Stranger: penis
Stranger: penis
Stranger: PENSI
You: omg i can't belive it
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: yea
You: my mom is a hore???
Stranger: u know what i man
Stranger: mean
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u should try to get up on that
You: i'm crying a river of tears




second convo :

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: so was up ?
Stranger: Good day? Bad day?
Stranger: Good day - me
You: bad day
Stranger:
Stranger: Bummer
You: i lost money
Stranger: Oh that sucks
You: to the internets poker wiz kids
Stranger: Lots of money?
You: they cracked my aces 2 time
You: true story!
Stranger: man oh man
You: like 20 chessburgers
You: do you play poker?
Stranger: tried it
Stranger: terrible at it
Stranger:
You: yep i know me to
Stranger: yup
Stranger: looks like it
You: they just call me names
You: like fish donkey
Stranger: or sea monkey?
You: and i tell them i'm not a fish or a donkey im a human been
You: see monkey?thats new
Stranger: a human been or a human bean?
You: bean
Stranger: I like bean chili
You: im not so good at english
Stranger: really?
Stranger: I think you are
You: i'm a gipsy
Stranger: I'm tipsy
You: english not my primary language
Stranger: what is?
You: my primary language is frankFuram
Stranger:
Stranger: my primary language is rubber duckie
You: so you say you are a lipsy?
Stranger: I'm lippy
You: rubber ducky?
Stranger: no I said tipsy
Stranger: as in tipping over
You: wtf? all are in here are pedoss??
You: omg i'm to young to sit on a penis
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you're odd
You: dude i'm impair like in roulette

conversation ended

[KoKain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: nazi?
Stranger: WTF RACIST *******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[obs]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: I got a proposition for you
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What proposition ?
You: If you find me, the real me, I swear to God, I'll give you $100,000
You: I can afford that
You: And just want to have fun playing expensive games
You: You got 6 months for this.
You: But firstly, for some help
You: I will answer 10 YES/NO questions
You: go on
You: ask
Stranger: obs, tu esti? sunt Lyncks ma!!!! ))))))) rofeeeeeel

[lyncks]

asa se fac 100,000 USD, campand

[pokerfish]

1.will you send me 100 dollars as a sign of good faith?
yes.continuam(plus ca am facut deja bani)
no.nu are rost ca nu vedem nici 100k
2.are you male? stabilim sexul

3.are you white? yes.punem europa sau america.
no.dam end conversation.nu ai banii

4.are you european? stabilim continentul.

5.are you in any form of school? yes..varsta pana in 25
no....intre 25 si 60
peste 60.nu stii sa folosesti internetul
deci avem sexul,varsta aproximativa si continentul,dar am epuizat 5 intrebari...insa am castigat 100 dolari..any ideas anyone

[lyncks]

[pokerfish]

You: hi
Stranger: do you want to buy a tv?
Stranger: £200 ono
Stranger: 17 inches
Stranger: receives all five channels
Stranger: good price for you sir
Stranger: do you have paypal?
You: yes
You: 200 too much do
Stranger: could you send me the funds?
Stranger: I will cover the mail cost
You: yeah
You: but you send me the tv
Stranger: first send me your address so i can calculate postage and packing
You: ok?
Stranger: sure
You: ok
You: america,washington d.c.
You: liberty street p.o. box 23
Stranger: zip code?
You: a little white house on the left
You: know it?
Stranger: faggot

[SerJ]

Stranger: YOU ARE A STRANGER
You: no Im not
Stranger: yes u r
You: im your neighbour
You: lol
Stranger: I AAAAAAAAAAAM OBAMA
Stranger: AND YOU ARE MICHELLE
You: michelle pfaifer

later edit: vb cu unu de vreo 2 ore ce face plictiseala din om, nu-mi vine a crede. Si acu vb pe AIM... nu ma gandeam vreodata cat de placut poate fi o discutie cu un total strain

[sever]

[corl]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: hello
You: not again
You: u first
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: i
You: e
Stranger: what

[anabolichd]

replica cretina la fostul Mirc.
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