Am câteva fraze care le folosesc de multe ori când joc pentru a enerva adversarii... Voi da paste aici la porțiuni din logurile mele de chat pentru cei care vor vrea poate să le folosească sau să se amuze. Anyway, I hope the good guys won't jump on my throat


Când iese cineva de la masă:
ICallWith5High: finally that loser is out
efbloomquist (Observer): later gg guys
ICallWith5High: w/e just go


După un suckout de-al meu:
ICallWith5High: YOU PLAY SO BAD


După ce câștig un pot mare (asta e clasică):
ICallWith5High: ty


După ce dau call la un bluff mare sau face cineva o greșeală majoră:
ICallWith5High: well played
ICallWith5High: are you pro?


Când ai o mână strong și faci pe cineva sa dea fold, dar vrei să creadă că l-ai bluffat:
ICallWith5High: phiu

sau

ICallWith5High: good fold
ICallWith5High: I had the 4
(o carte care nu făcea nimic cu board-ul)


După ce-ți arată cineva un bluff:
ICallWith5High: I had four high
ICallWith5High: you had me crushed


După ce întreaba cineva de ce dai raise așa des:
ICallWith5High: I only raise with the top 10 Hellmuth hands
...
ICallWith5High: and 1000 others


După un suckout de-al meu sau după un win la SNG HU unde am avut noroc:
ICallWith5High: EASY


După un win la SNG HU:
ICallWith5High: hmmm let me guess
ICallWith5High: DECLINE?
ICallWith5High: HAHA LOSER
ICallWith5High: you're scared of a rematch
ICallWith5High: *****
(95% dau decline btw)


După un bad beat:
ICallWith5High: ok I want my chips back
ICallWith5High: CHIPS
ICallWith5High: BACK
ICallWith5High: NOW


După ce zice cineva ”gg”:
ICallWith5High: bg
ICallWith5High: you play like a monkey


Când vrei să-ți zică cineva ce cărți avea:
ICallWith5High: sir please tell me what you had
ICallWith5High: I won't be able to sleep at night if you don't
ICallWith5High: please please please tell me what you had
ICallWith5High: I beg you tell me what you had
ICallWith5High: I'm going to beat my cat if you don't tell me
ICallWith5High: kitty says miau miau save me
ICallWith5High: save the fluffy kitten and tell me your hand
ICallWith5High: ok that's it i'm bitch slapping the cat
...
ICallWith5High: she was like please don't hit me you're so big and powerfull
ICallWith5High: and I was like stfu bitch slap slap
ICallWith5High: btw I forgot to ask, would you please be kind enough and tell me what hand you had against me a few turns ago


După ce zice cineva nh:
ICallWith5High: w/e

sau

ICallWith5High: I KNOW

sau

ICallWith5High: my hands are always awesome
ICallWith5High: no need to remind it to everybody every time you lose a pot


După ce zice cineva ”I call with 4 High”:
ICallWith5High: that's because you're dumb
(Asta se aplică doar mie, am pățit-o de 2 ori până acum)


După ce pierzi un pot:
ICallWith5High: ******* pigeon
ICallWith5High: gimme my money back


După ce câștigi la all in cu 34s contra KK sau ceva asemănator:
ICallWith5High: WOW
ICallWith5High: COLD DECK!!!

sau

ICallWith5High: you should have folded preflop I obviously had the better hand

sau

ICallWith5High: wow you play so bad


După ce face cineva un bad call:
ICallWith5High: good call

sau

ICallWith5High: good call there genius

sau

ICallWith5High: you're as smart as a plank of wood


ICallWith5High: huh value betting with bottom pair
ICallWith5High: at what school of poker did you learn that
ICallWith5High: NONE?


ICallWith5High: good fold sir
ICallWith5High: you were drawing dead preflop
ICallWith5High: since I would have bluffed you out of the best hand 10 out of 10


ICallWith5High: good bet sir
ICallWith5High: you are now my official poker donator


ICallWith5High: wow
ICallWith5High: you must be a monkey
ICallWith5High: your poker IQ is negative


ICallWith5High: you guys play so bad


ICallWith5High: wow you play so bad...
ICallWith5High: are you human?


ICallWith5High: LOL I FOLDED JACKS
wank54321: had 8/9s
ICallWith5High: A;SLKDJF;LASDKJF
ICallWith5High: AL;KSDJF;LASKDF
ICallWith5High: ALSDJF;LSDAKF
ICallWith5High: joe u sux
ICallWith5High: what is wrong with u
ICallWith5High: alskdjfl;skdf
ICallWith5High: omff
ICallWith5High: sdfjasdf
ICallWith5High: omfg
ICallWith5High: sadfkj;aslkfd
ICallWith5High: wth
Chat Monitor (Support): ICallWith5High has lost their chat
privilege for 2 minutes. Spamming the table is prohibited.
wank54321: lol
wank54321: double lol
ICallWith5High: test
ICallWith5High: joe
ICallWith5High: i don't like u
joeunstable: i like you
ICallWith5High: gimme my chips back
joeunstable: you can win them back with good
cards
wank54321: yup yup
ICallWith5High: k then when i get some good cards
ICallWith5High: i'll say pls go all in
ICallWith5High: respect my wish if u may
wank54321: damn dude
wank54321: such horrible luck
ICallWith5High: no'one would have folded there
ICallWith5High: except me cause i'm the best
joeunstable: ?
joeunstable: i had nothing
ICallWith5High: you had 99 joe
ICallWith5High: i can read your soul
ICallWith5High: well played sir
amio0023: tu
ICallWith5High: i'm raising less
ICallWith5High: with worse hands
ICallWith5High: i hope it's not obvious
ICallWith5High: not my tell i hope
ICallWith5High: you guys must be so happy that a pro is
playing at your table
ICallWith5High: that would be me btw
amio0023: who
amio0023: never heard of him
ICallWith5High: that's because you're fat
joeunstable: you are a pro?
ICallWith5High: yes
ICallWith5High: in low stakes lol
joeunstable: lol
amio0023: im not tho
ICallWith5High: I TRAP SO WELL
ICallWith5High: LIKE A PRO
joeunstable (Observer): yep
ICallWith5High: GG JOE
ICallWith5High: STOP CAPS