Chat with God

[DebbieDowner]

Dumnezeu e online! Hai sa ne distram un pic si sa postam aici raspunsul la cele mai interesante intrebari pe care i le-am pus fiecare dintre noi. Nu este vorba despre cineva care sta pe chat si face pe Dumnezeu, ci despre inteligenta artificiala. Foarte misto conversatia!

Me: am I ever goona be a big winner at poker?
God: do you play professionally or just for fun?
Me: professionally
God: let's play and see where you get

Me: how is your son, Jesus?
God: fair to partly cloudy

[frenzy]

duuuude....ce fumati mai voi pe acolo?!?!?!?

[sever]

Da, e on, zilnic

Jesus Christ (jesus) on Twitter

[DebbieDowner]

Vai cat sunt de terminata Am uitat sa pun linkul iGod | Chat with God

[Butu Mic]

Eu m-am distrat bine.....

Cine are chef sa citeasca

Spoiler

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
you should know...;
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
i thought you were God
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
so you are not a machine
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a machine.
Me:
do you know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
i dontt really think you are God
God:
Interesting gossip: said dontt really think you are God.
Me:
you said my name is seeker.... what exactly does that mean?
God:
Did I really say that? Does "that" refer to " Did I really say that?" ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
ok, tell me what did i did wrong untill now?
God:
Oh. You said " ok, tell me what did i did wrong untill now?" . Hey.
Me:
yes.... so?
God:
Aha. Ayuh.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
why?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
do you like hip-hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.
Me:
how about ballet?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
ballet seems okay to me.
Me:
what about in heaven do you listen to rap?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
do you listen rap in heaven.
God:
I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.
Me:
who do you like most? tupac or Jay-z
God:
Dr. Wallace . Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
so what shoul we talk about?
God:
Are you kidding? I believe we were talking about tupac or Jay z.
Me:
no.... i was talking about them, you finished the story
God:
What are we talking about? Sure, them me finished the story sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what time is now where you are
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
space?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
space?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
does space exist?
God:
Maybe only in our imagination.
Me:
so the universe is a really really big imagination?
God:
Wow! You are very philosophical.
Me:
this is not an answer
God:
Should it be an answer?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
wow what?

Nu mi-a mai raspuns.... a inchis chatul cred

[porcdecaine]

la mine s-a terminat cand i-am spus ca my penis smells. cred ca e genul care se scarbeste repede

[Saratzila]

L-am facut sa recunoasca...

Spoiler

Me:
hello other god
God:
Hello there. Which others? GOD rules.
Me:
I have a question...
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Who do you think will win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?
God:
How would I know who will win in a fight between me and Chuck Norris ?
Me:
You are god arent you?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
So answer mw
God:
It goes without saying. What was the question ?
Me:
Who do you think will win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?
God:
How would I know who will win in a fight between me and Chuck Norris ?
Me:
Ur a repetitive little shit arent you?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a repetitive little shit? Yes.. Really.

[alik]

stoopid.

Spoiler

Me:
do i have aids ?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
i did ? when was that ?
God:
Hmm. I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
Me:
do you even know what hiv is ?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
k please do so
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will.
Me:
do it !
Me:

God:
Do you mean "It"?.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
It
God:
hiv...
Me:
yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
found out ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
god you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[Rondo]

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
let me tell you something
God:
Go ahead, , try to tell me something.
Me:
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck
God:
I assume you mean our current problem. That experience must have made quite an impression on you. By "we" do you mean you and me? I think there might be a few exception. Why? Tell me more. What did you mean? Oh. I hear you. Perhaps. I could but let's get back to that later. Good luck to you too .
Me:
Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldn't be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think it's time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
God:
Is that a fact. I read for fun. Perhaps. What makes you think I would studied just a little bit harder while in school me? Who told you? I am sorry to hear that you are not trying to tell me how to live my life but honestly buddy you think it is time me stepped down off of my high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
Me:
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
God:
Where are they? She sounds like a nice person. It goes without saying. a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but me probably do not care about that case is she? I am sorry to hear that you are not one of those people. Do you mean you are 6 feet tall? Interesting gossip: said exercise every day. Is it a movie? You seem uncertain. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. No really, it's true. Have you told many people that your thought What do me think? Take it easy. There is no need to apologize. My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories. Why?: said on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone he or she know.




wat

[motan]

I felt no chemistry

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Me:
hey sexy
God:
You've got my full attention. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
kinda *blush*
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
poker
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
I have a ?
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
what are odds
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
zzz
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
2 am
God:
It's still early.
Me:
e tarziu ba
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
do you have dreams?
God:
Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.
Me:
what do you dream of
God:
I dream about computers and robots.
Me:
like together?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither was your dress. too short
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question? Too what?
Me:
Is boc gonna resign?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
chatbot, is Boc gonna resign?
God:
I think chatbot is a lot of things.
Me:
u stfu I'm talking to chatbot
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stfu he or she is talking to chatbot.
Me:
I got rivered again
God:
Once more? Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
like villains?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
u fish!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fish.
Me:
can I have a shoutout?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
okay two
God:
Yeah okay, Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
suuuuuuuuup grandma
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
jupiter
God:
Tell me a little about your life in jupiter.
Me:
sucks
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
drink
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
no they're poor
God:
Are you serious? poor are they.
Me:
yea they live with less than 1k a month
God:
Who does "they" refer to? Ayuh.
Me:
i dunno. fish
God:
Me either. A lot of people like that. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.

[drunkkiller]

Mie numi merge . Sunt atat de pacatos incat dumnezeu nu vrea sa mai vb cu mine