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    M-am inspirat dintr-un mail de la userul laubeast (primul citat).


    Great players make fewer mistakes than anybody else. Furthermore, top players know they’re making a mistake while they’re doing it, not after it’s done. - T.J. Cloutier

    "The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius." -- Big Julie

    "Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!"
    --Dutch Boy'd

    But when you're playing poker, you don't know the answer to that until after the cards are laid down, and then it's too late.
    Fred Thompson

    "Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents." Lou Krieger

    "In the poker game of life, women are the rake." Les Murphy, "Rounders"

    Everybody will eventually run worse than they thought was possible. The difference between a winner and a loser is that the latter thinks they do not deserve it.


    Irieguy



    non poker dar mi-au placut:

    - Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. - Lance Armstrong


    "If I want something I've never had, I must do something I've never done."

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    Originally posted by admin_holdem
    - Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. - Lance Armstrong
    [/i]
    Rezultatele acestui om sunt extraodinare ... dar ce zice el e tras de par dat fiind ca in urma chimeoterapiei cu care a scapat de cancer a devenit un mutatant caruia i-a disparut tesutul adipos din muschi in proportie de peste 85% fata de un om normal si capacitatea de crestere a masei musculare s-a triplat ... cand a castigat acele tururi era un fel de dopat cu acte in regula si era IMPOSIBIL pentru un om NORMAL sa-l bata.
    Dar jos palaria pt. rezultatele lui oricum ar fi !
    Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
    Luam o pauza, stay tuned, maybe will be continued .... ignore the schizo ...

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    • #3
      ma intreb dak cineva care va citi randurile astea, se va recunoaste in ele. :smokin

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      • #4
        Asta mi se potriveste mie si ar fi raspuns la intreberile pe care mi le mai pun unii ...
        But when you're playing poker, you don't know the answer to that until after the cards are laid down, and then it's too late.
        Fred Thompson


        Asta e o idiotenie ... adica in viata, casa iti ia femeile?
        "In the poker game of life, women are the rake." Les Murphy, "Rounders"
        edit: ... poate "women take the rake"
        Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
        Luam o pauza, stay tuned, maybe will be continued .... ignore the schizo ...

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        • #5
          altele

          Gunfight at the O.K. Corral is one of many films to feature poker player/gambler Doc Holliday -- yes, the original Doc. Great line: "Doc what are you doing up… it's only three!" Gunfight also has a scene where Wyatt Earp jails a woman simply because she's playing cards!

          The Gambler From Natchez: 'How did you know he was bluffing?' "He kept looking back at his hole cards. If you got it, you don't need to keep looking back to see what you got."

          A Man Called Sledge: "Hate don't belong in a card game, but old man, I'm gonna take every grain of gold you have in front of you."

          Cheyenne Autumn (Wyatt Earp to Doc Holliday discussing what to do with a card cheat in their three-handed game): "If we shoot him, we won't have anyone to play with."

          Flame of the Barbary Coast: "A deck of cards is like a woman -- usually when you pick one up, you wish you hadn't."

          Dakota: '$20,000, you couldn't win that in a poker game!' "Not unless I was dealing."

          Robin and the Seven Hoods (1964): "When your opponent is holding all the aces, there's only one thing to do. Kick over the table."

          Canary Murder Case: "A man's true nature comes through when playing cards."

          My Little Chickadee: "Is this a game of chance?" "Not the way I play it, no."

          Michael Shayne - Private Detective: "Never play the other fellows game."

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          • #6
            Hellmuth

            Hellmuth vs. Jim Pittman
            Pittman raises to $1200 with K J. Phil, seeing he has Adiamond K♠, raises to $3200. Pittman re-raises all-in for over $16,000. Phil calls immediately.

            Flop: 4♣ 4♠ 2 - Phil is still ahead.
            Turn: 9♣ - Pittman now needs one of three J's (7%) on the river or his day is over.
            River: J - and the fun begins...

            "This frickin' donkey stuck $15,000 with King Jack...I mean...the guy can't even spell poker. I re-raise to let him know what I had. (points to the board) He peeled (a King off), a Jack off for the sucker. Learn how to fold a hand. Some of the worst players in the world. I can't believe this is the World Series of Poker."


            Pittman sarcastically: "Yeah, go figure, huh?".

            "I threw away all those hands just to make it look like they could move in on me. What a terrible play. If I ever stick all my money in with King Jack. Shh...but of course that will never happen in a million years."

            Pittman interrupts: "Yeah, I've seen worse"

            "Not from me buddy. That's why I'm the 9 time world champion of Hold 'Em, cause I always have the best hand. You found a Jack for the live one, huh?"

            Phil voices his displeasure to his wife in the crowd...

            ''Cuuuuh' mon, you know hun? C'mon. The guys trying to catch a flight."

            Pittman shakes his head..."What a cry-baby!"

            Phil then wanders around the Casino, blowing off steam to anyone who will listen:

            "I got a whole table full of people who don't know what they're doing. I can't even tell you what happened to me...it'll make you sick."

            He then makes his way back to the crowd and asks his wife "Should I go back and play?". She says nothing, and Phil returns to the table.

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            • #7
              Mike Sexton once joked about Mike Matusow...
              "If you ever want to know how good of a poker player Mike is, just ask him. He'll tell you."

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              • #8
                "You raised tens on a lousy three-flush?"
                <<Thats what its all bout, isnt it? Making the wrong move at the right time.>>

                The Cincinnati Kid

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                • #9
                  1. "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
                  2. "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
                  3. "Cards are war, in disguise of a sport." -- Charles Lamb, "Essays of Elia" (1832)
                  4. "I don't know about the four 9's but I think the ace is pretty hot." -- George Clooney in Oceans Eleven
                  PHILHELLMUTH: I should have 50k right now
                  HOSS_TBF: maybe if you started with 200k

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